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officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

I love the smell of lowes and Home Depot tbh

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myflawedfairytale:

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designersaregods

I feel bad for eating them :(

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earthdad:

hello ma’am i came a long way to give u a flower and to tell u how pretty u r today

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officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

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